Little Johnny's dinner prayer ......

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Little Johnny's dinner prayer ......

Post by JimB » 17 Dec 2014, 04:48

Sent in from a friend:

Little Johnny strikes again

At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer.

"But I don't know how to pray," he replied.

“Just pray for your family, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc.,"
said his father.

"Okay”, the boy said.

"Dear Lord,...

Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies
and ice cream.

Bless them so they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbour's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled
with her on her bed.

This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies
on my Daddy's Blackberry.

And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is
at work. AMEN"

Dinner was cancelled.
A woman looks great with short hair or a shaved head .....

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